April242014

mymompickedthisurl:

ladyzolstice:

gaywings:

meowkait:

television show idea:

men who relentlessly pursue people with inappropriate messages on ok cupid are forced to read everything they’ve said in front of a live studio audience.

i want a petition for this

 

slight modification: they have to read them to their mother

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April232014
5PM

monarobot:

real-faker:

like-luke:

wellnotwisely:

by Rebecca Sugar

jesus fucking christ i’m getting heart palpitations from this comic

OKAY SOME SHIT-FOR-BRAINS left out the last page of this BEAUTIFUL FUCKING COMIC

I SWEAR I’m going to BUST A TIT

SO HERE.  LET ME FIX IT.

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Also I want to point out, because a lot of people probably don’t know these quotes by heart or haven’t seen them in context, because it kind of looks like Alan has forgotten the next line and Jim says it for him, but that’s not the case.  The part where Alan pauses and stares blankly at Jim is actually part of the quote.  Homer is going back and forth with this shop-keeper, and he pauses and stares blankly because he doesn’t know what potassium benzoate is.  And the man answers for him, “that’s bad”.  They share an awkward moment and then Homer asks “can I go now?”, not sure if the conversation has appropriately ended. 

Alan remembers the scene right down to the timing and everything.  The scene in the show is frikkin’ hilarious, but then R-SUG’ came along and re-purposed it into something where it has a completely different meaning and it’s HEARTBREAKING and I love it.

One of my favorite comics of all time, "Don’t cry for me, I’m already dead", by Rebecca Sugar. 

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3PM

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12PM
fae-with-dirtypaws:

ladywaterbear:

strangelykatie:

mock-up of a princess vs princess page
shoujo style spontaneous flowers GO

In case no one knew, this is a finished comic and it is REALLY CUTE.

THAT WAS THE CUTEST COMIC EVER

fae-with-dirtypaws:

ladywaterbear:

strangelykatie:

mock-up of a princess vs princess page

shoujo style spontaneous flowers GO

In case no one knew, this is a finished comic and it is REALLY CUTE.

THAT WAS THE CUTEST COMIC EVER

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10AM

fateliveswithinus:

rotbtd-thebigfour:

jumpingjacktrash:

ironinomicon:

screwyou-imhilarious:

misssquare:

ferocious-fangirl-ofdisneyland:

disneyprincess10:

No thanks

A guy at a princess store in Disneyland was asking me if I related to Merida in any way and I was like

“I don’t know man. I’m more of an Elinor.”

And he busted out laughing.

What I love most about this movie is that shows that being a princess is not wearing a beautiful dress, marrying a prince and live happily ever after, but a job, a hard job with duties and responsibilities were a lot of people depend on you

being the Lady of a medieval estate was SUCH AN IMPORTANT FUCKING JOB AND SO FUCKING FULL OF HARD WORK WHICH MEDIEVAL MEN ACKNOWLEDGED TBH

(one problem with perception of medieval gender roles is that most of the people who were writing, especially those who were writing HISTORY, were CLERGYMEN who had never been married and lived in a weird situation cut off from the way the rest of the world worked and had like no actual life experience with the real world - and then popular culture’s idea of it has been heavily informed by VICTORIAN choices of who and what to translate and popularize)

upper class medieval women were expected to run and manage the entire estate that they got from their husband (or that they already had in their own right through inheritance or as their marriage portion), a job which was acknowledged as being way difficult and requiring a wife with strength and fortitude and business sense if you wanted to be a successful person

they were the HR managers of households that might have over a hundred people in, and tho a duchess or a queen would certainly not go to the store to do the household shopping, and she probably had a steward to assist her, it was ultimately her responsibility to know what things were needed for that household, to make sure that the appropriate people obtained those things, to oversee the use of the household materials, to make sure that EVERYTHING got done so that ALL those people could live and work smoothly. they wrote letters and managed the business of the estate and networked with other members of the nobility for both important game-of-thrones political reasons and for smaller more personal reasons like ‘that guy has a really nice deer chase, so if i send him some marmalade from our garden, he might send some venison back as a return gift”

even in lower class households mom managed everything and women were basically considered to be shrewder and have better heads for that particularly kind of business than men and choosing a wise wife was the best thing you could do for yourself as a man who intended to be successful

they were like hands-on CEOs and shit yo and don’t get me wrong society was sexist as fuck and they were limited as hell in what they could do and everything was classist beyond belief but no way was being a noblewoman just a matter of sitting up a tower looking pretty & the contributions that they made are so important

also, the ladies of castles were responsible for defense when their husband was away at war (which happened a lot), so while personally participating in battle was unusual (though not entirely unheard-of) they did often find themselves in strategic command. and in wartime they frequently functioned as a sort of de facto logistics officer.

oh, and has anyone mentioned diplomacy. because an arranged marriage is only the START of a princess’s diplomatic career. the alliance she forges with her marriage is one she’s responsible for maintaining her entire life. unless she decides to go ahead and take over the country; that’s been an option too from time to time. :D

suddenly i really want to see a disney movie about a princess AFTER the wedding — forging a political bond with her new husband, defending the castle, sending troops and supplies to make sure he comes home from the war, reading secret reports from her spies in the enemy’s court… *swoon*

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YES.

And I’ve tried to touch on this with Merida, because ALL OF THIS? THIS is why Merida has absolutely ZERO desire to get married or (eventually) become Queen. Because it means her life - every second of her free time - going down the drain as she becomes more and more tangled up in running the castle AND the kingdom.

(This is also why Elinor’s such a freaking BAMF, she’s got this shit down, man.)

(Source: theladyelsa, via senor-water-moose)

7AM
5AM
bioluminescent-seadwellers:

takethedamncash:

Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.
- messynessychic

it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence

bioluminescent-seadwellers:

takethedamncash:

Kind of like lava lamps but better! These jellyfish are real. They have died of natural causes, been harvested by these lamp makers, frozen in liquid nitrogen and encased in crystalline epoxy. They glow in the dark, due to the jellyfishes’ natural bioluminescence.

- messynessychic

it is my duty to reblog everything involving bioluminescence

(via skywardwhored)

2AM
April222014

lettherebesongs:

Muse | Supermassive Black Hole

Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstar’s sucked into the supermassive

(via hobbitkaiju)

(801 plays)

7PM

jonnovstheinternet:

So I heard it’s Earth Day

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(via klavinerd)

7PM
  • what girls say: i like you. i mean i like like you
  • what they mean: i am an enemy from the Legend Of Zelda and i am going to eat your fucking shield
5PM

(Source: wolverxne, via derpycats)

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